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Thursday, January 04, 2007

Thursday Thirteen #12

Yes, I know this has been done before but I can't help myself, some of the google searches that have led people to my blog have been pretty funny, so that's mine this week:
  1. Males Dressed Up In Tights. I forgot I actually wrote about men in tights. I'm not quite sure why someone was searching for "males dressed up in tights" but to each their own. I am not to judge. Or as Jerry Seinfeld might say: "not that there's anything wrong with that."
  2. Poopy Art Sprinkles. I'm not sure what to say about this one.
  3. Margaret Thatcher Underwear. I believe Margaret Thatcher was mentioned in one of my previous Thursday 13's used as a Mike Myers reference: Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day!
  4. Lamosil. Another Thursday 13! on things I can live without, like those gross Lamosil commercials. Coincidentally I haven't seen these on in a while. Knock on wood.
  5. Send Jude Law a Happy Birthday and Happy New Year. Hmm. Were they trying to send Jude Law a greeting? Or send a greeting with Jude Law on it? Anyway, I suspect they got here through my movie review on The Holiday, and I must say Jude Law was simply scrumptious in that movie and I am not a huge Jude Law fan.
  6. New Mom Haircut. I haven't actually gotten one of these yet but as it's starting to take me a good 1/2 hour to dry my long hair I'm seriously considering it. But I guess the person searching for mom haircuts got here because of the time I accidentally, to my dismay, tried on "mom jeans".
  7. Suggested playlists for labor maternity. I wish I could get in touch with this person! I had two of them, one of them with yoga music and one of them with total rock-out music. I figured I'd be in one mood or the other, and I went with yoga and it was wonderful. The other one made me nauseous. But I'd give her my playlists if I could!
  8. Crazy Aunt Flow. Hahaha! This one cracks me up. I wrote about "aunt flow" in my 100 things about myself. It can probably be filed under the TMI category.
  9. Decoupage. Not once, but twice! I guess it's not that funny. But decoupage is one of my favorite words. Mainly because it can be used to describe lots of different things. A decoupage, if you will!
  10. Mom Jeans You Tube. Ah, the mom jeans post again. I suspect they were trying to get the SNL clip of Mom Jeans, which is hilarious! You can click on it to watch.
  11. Baby Jack Baby. Possibly looking for something from the Incredibles? I'm not sure. Anyway, Poops dressed up as Baby Jack Jack for a superheroes birthday party. I use "dressed up" loosely, it was a tiny mask.
  12. OK I'm cheating on the last two because I don't quite have 13 searches for mine, but when I lost my keys and was completely torn up about it (I think I had thrown them out) I googled "Where are my keys?" hoping to find the answer and you wouldn't believe how many funny articles and/or blogs I found. Anyway, google didn't offer me any answers as to where my keys were, which I had hoped that maybe the planets would align and send me a sign through google but they didn't, and I shelled out a couple hundred dollars to have the keys re-digitized. Thanks a lot, google!
  13. Last one belongs to my sister at http://www.oldmanhancock.blogspot.com who google searched "diced ham" yesterday to find a picture of it for a post and it cracked me up when she told me she found tons of pictures of it and here is the picture she used:

You can google anything! Isn't it magical?

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Le laquet said...

And all those freaky visitors will come back now because you posted all those things again! Lol!

suki said...

I always laugh at the types of searches people do to get to my site. ;) Those ones you have are hilarious. Who in the world was looking for Crazy Aunt Flow on google? Hahhahaa.

Laura said...

oh the places you can go with these google searches. i laugh over mine too.
my tt is up.

Raggedy said...

Great list!
I have a blogger buddy known for people who find him via tha dung beetle....hahaha
I enjoyed your post! Mom Jeans was a whoot!
Have a wonderful Thursday!
My TT is posted

Samantha said...

I have yet to figure out how to figure out the google searches that have lead people to me! Yours are tooooo funny :)

AnnaMary said...

hahahahah I LOVE this!!! Mom haircut! Crazy Aunt Flow! And I love the Lamosil google. How appropriate!!! You love Lamosil!!!

The Little Woman said...

All I can say for number one:

We're men
We're men in tights
We roam around the forest looking for fights
We're men
We're men in tights
We rob from the rich and give to the poor
That's right!
We may look like sissies
But watch what you say or else we'll punch out your lights
We're men
We're men in tights (tight tights!)
Always on call defending the people's rights

And then of course the can-can dance that comes directly after...

For those that don't get it: Mel Brooks - Robin Hood: Men in Tights


Chickadee said...

Poopy Art Sprinkles? Ewwww....

How do you find out that people are coming to your blog and what words they use to get to your blog? I'd like to do that wiht my blog.

My 13 is up.

Sparky Duck said...

hey not bad list, I have seen alot worse.

Angela/SciFiChick said...

Too funny! I love seeing what people googled to get my site. Most are so random..

Happy TT

Skittles said...

Funny the things people do web searched for! Thanks for dropping by :)

Chris said...

Love the name of your blog!

Google baiting is such fun - I've disappointed the fans of Ms Spears a few times now, by shoe-horning her into post titles, but not having any photos ;-)

Culinarily Curious said...

What a fascinating study ih human psychology. A very creative Thursday 13 topic that provided a much-needed Thursday afternoon giggle here.

And thank for your comment on my TT -- you're welcome for dinner any time. :)

Aimee said...

Happy TT! Thanks for stopping by my blog. I love to see what crazy searches bring people to my space too. :) Oh, and the mom jeans thing is one of my faves.

scribbit said...

I had "my husband wears my pajamas" the other day. Made me pause.

Aimee said...

Haha! I have to admit that I succumbed to the pseudo-mom haircut but sheer necessity. Child #3 tipped the time scales totally in favor of the kids, so off went my tresses. Not too much, but enough to not be carded, I guess. *sniff*
Happy TT!
PS: I see the other TT "Aimee" made it here too! Must be the name:)