"Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in awhile, you could miss it." - Ferris Bueller

Friday, August 31, 2007

Pregnant Weirdo

I had a dream last night that I was helping Paris Hilton clean out her refrigerator in her backyard. Her mom poked her head out the door and told her she was going to make some Ramen Noodles for her, and she said, "OK! As long as their not the kind manufactured by FOX News!"

Then the loudspeaker came on (in her backyard) and asked for volunteers to work at the hospital, but any volunteers needed to have a "small hip."

????

UMM.

Oh and yes, the dream continued as I was in the top 5 of American Idol but I was going to purposely tank my performance by singing "Love Shack" because I didn't want to win.

4 comments:

Skittles said...

I'm usually pretty good at interpreting dreams, but you got me on this one! :)

Mom not Mum said...

LOL great dream. I had some great pregancy dreams as well - none involving paris hilton though.

Scribbit said...

I've got nothing. Usually ANdrew and I have fun interpretting each other's dreams but this one is pretty . . . well. . . bizarre :)

Anna Maria Junus said...

I'm still chuckling.

Okay, here's what your dream means.

You have a secret desire to be as thin as Paris so you're checking out what she keeps in her fridge which is in her backyard so it's harder for her to eat.

Her mother wants to feed her something but Paris doesn't want the news programs to know that she does eat.

And just being around Paris has made you afraid that you will become like her when you win American Idol. So you have to tank it to live a normal life again.

Otherwise you'll be stuck hanging out with Paris and Kathy Hilton. And no one wants to do that.